I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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