Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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