using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
