Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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