Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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