Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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