People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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