That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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