hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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