just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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