she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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