Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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