it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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