i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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