So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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