He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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