i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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