In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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