I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
