his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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