i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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