oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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