you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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