Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Alive.
So much puke
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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