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(248): View more from Michigan

break up sex still means we will always be broken up.

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(518): View more from New York

after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan

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(239): View more from Florida

I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling

(1-239): View more from Florida

You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?

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(917): View more from New York City

and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.

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(518): View more from New York

Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.

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(713): View more from Texas

Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?

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