im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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