then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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