Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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