I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
