are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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