Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
