So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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