There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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