i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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