I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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