Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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