we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I died a long time ago.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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