you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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