I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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