Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Less talking, more tequila
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
