I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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