My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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