Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Sext me about skeletons
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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