Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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