he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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