We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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