Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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