the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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