hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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