Heybabeimwearingurpanties
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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