dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
So apparently I’m into choking now
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