U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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