And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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