i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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