omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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