i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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