high people should be assigned attendants
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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