whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She is in my trunk
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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