Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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