She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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