i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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