Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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